MASSAGES CAN BE FUN FOR ANYONE

... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus plus the effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to give him the equal of a woman's vagina by means of a surgical incision. ^We